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- I'm Irado. - I'm Gyodo.
- I'm Toruzo. - I'm Fushimiya.
What do you do when you're tired or sleepy?
I go to a convenience store and drink something like Red Bull.
- Correct! - That's a good answer!
- That's what I wanted! - Is this video over?
- No, no, no! - Then I'm done.
Is it okay for you to drink that and feel sleepy?
It's easy for me to die, so...
- Yes! - Yes.
- Correct! - What?!
- What?!
- That's what I wanted! - Then it's over for me.
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
Do you drink Red Bull and feel sleepy because you believe it will make you feel better?
- I think you're right. - Okay.
There's something called "flushiebo" effect, which happens when you believe it will make you feel better.
But if you drink Red Bull and you're told "go ahead and drink it," and someone you don't know drinks it and you feel sleepy or cold, that's suspicious!
So for this video, we've prepared...
- ...three medicines! - Are you okay?
- Are you okay?! - The first one is...
- ...the one you get at convenience stores. - Yes.
If you drink that medicine and see if it has any effect on you...
- ...will you be able to say it? - Will you be able to say it?
If you can't say it, it means it doesn't have any effect on you...
- ...so you don't have to buy it. - That's right.
So if it doesn't have any effect on you, you just have to believe it will make you feel better.
- Everyone will drink it now, so please close your eyes. - Okay.
- What?! - What is it?
- I thought it was some kind of medicine... - Okay, drink it.
- This is the worst. - Try drinking a capsule. It's scary.
- A capsule is scary. - Yeah.
- It makes you feel like you're getting smaller and smaller. - It's like an autopsy.
- Are you cold because you made me drink it? - No, you didn't make me drink it.
- You didn't make me drink it?! - Okay, next up is you, Ryo-san.
This is it. It's a little different from what you're used to.
- Did you drink it? - Yeah.
Okay, let's move on. Here you go.
So far, these three have taken medicine.
- So far, you haven't changed at all? - No.
- You haven't shrunk? - No, I haven't shrunk at all.
- What?! - No, it's not like that!
Well, depending on the person, there might be some changes in their body...
- ...so we're going to announce it now. - Okay.
We can only wait, so let's wait.
- You took some crazy medicine, didn't you? - What is it?
- Something that's legally crazy. - What is it?
It's like... MDMA.
- You haven't changed at all, have you? - What?!
It's like, it's coming in from here.
[After this...]
- Insect glasses? - Huh?
- Insect glasses? - You're kidding, right?
- Oh, I see. - Huh?
- Insect glasses? - No, what is it?
- What's wrong? - No, it's not "what is it?"
- No, I'm just a little confused. - You're confused?
- Yeah. - Oh... Well...
- Okay. See you later. - Yeah.
- Bye bye. - Bye bye.
- So, it's been quite some time, but... - Yes.
- Shall we go now?
- Wait, what's wrong with you? - Your eyes are weird.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay, let's start with the insect glasses. - Yeah, I'm starting to feel dizzy and drunk.
- Oh. - Oh.
- And I might have been sleepy yesterday, but I'm really sleepy now and I'm just about to fall asleep.
- I was wondering if it was like a sleep-inducing agent or something like that. - Yeah, I see.
- How is it? - If I had to say something, it's hot.
- I wonder if it's hot. - It's hot!
- I think it's the hottest. I think it's just hotter.
- I think it's a sleep-inducing agent. - Oh...
- I don't know what it is because I haven't seen it for a while, but... - It's not a sleep-inducing agent, is it?
- No, it's not. - No, it's not!
- Okay, last secret. - I have a hole in my head and face.
- That doesn't mean anything. - I thought it was a lung.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, I'm going to hide it.
- It's too much to say. - No, it's not.
- What was it? - It's sticking out of my head.
- It's sticking out of your head? - You're kidding me.
- You're getting more and more stuck in your own head. - Yeah, I'm Mr. Plushie.
- What are you doing? - No, it's minus-c-5.
- It's minus-c-5. - It's all about me.
- I only do self-defense. - It's c-5.
- It's really funny.
- It's a cold medicine, isn't it? I also take cold medicine. - Oh, I see.
- I said I didn't have a cold medicine at first, but I took a cold medicine. - If that lie is true, all of my future videos will be opposite.
- So, we've decided on which of the medicines we've prescribed to you first. - Yes.
- So, we've decided on which of the medicines we've prescribed to you first. - Here it is!
- Ta-dah! - Isn't it cold medicine? - Rao.
- It's a medicine with zinc. It's the most expensive one. - What?! - It's a negative substance. - Isn't it zinc? - It's a medicine with a lot of zinc. - Isn't it a waste if we don't go there today? - We're really into it now. - Let's go there today. - And of course, it's not just summer medicine. - Yes, it's not a negative substance. - Oh, then what is it? - It's a medicine we prescribed to you first. - Here it is! - Ta-dah! - Doriel. - Sleep-reducing medicine. - Oh, why? - No, no, no. - It's just a sleep - inducing medicine.
- I was so sleepy last night that I thought it wasn't for me. - That's true. - I was protecting you. - I wasn't protecting you! - I thought it was amazing, the effect of the medicine. - Okay. - Sleep-inducing medicine. - Here it is! - Ta-dah! - Oh! - Oh, you pooped. - Oh! - That one? - You drank it and pooped right away. - Oh, it was like that! - You know, when you roll it back and it doesn't go around in a straight line, it's a little... - It's a little weird. - It's not weird at all. - You were doing it. - You were doing it. - Wow, that's embarrassing!
- If you drink it, it's really effective, and if you think you're going to do it and drink it, you'll feel sleepy, right? - It's placebo. - That's true. - Oh, my God! I'm so sleepy! - Sleep - inducing medicine that can't be done! - I've been working for a medicine company for the rest of my life. - If you think you're going to be sleepy, you'll be sleepy. - If you think you're going to poop, you'll poop. - It's amazing! - If you think you're going to poop, you'll poop. - Let's not rely on medicine and do it ourselves! - Yes! - It's a video that tells you to do your best! - I don't need medicine! - You can do it!
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